nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I didn't shave. On purpose
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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