Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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