I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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