Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
All I want is dick and wine.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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