When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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