she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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