What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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