Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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