I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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