Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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