I cockslap morals
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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