At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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