It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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