I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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