i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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