Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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