That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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