OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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