Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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