He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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