He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I miss vodka workout Fridays
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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