She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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