I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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