im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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