the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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