Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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