you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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