i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Blood and glitter go together right?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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