fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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