from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
