Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
