Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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