I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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