I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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