Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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