So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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