mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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