Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
If that was your dad, he is hot
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
tell your sister to shave her snatch
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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