what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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