I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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