someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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