So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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