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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping

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(630): View more from Illinois

Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"

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Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Farmville is her only friend.

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?

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(712): View more from Iowa

Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.

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(951): View more from California

She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?

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(206): View more from Washington

yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey

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Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.

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