Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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