He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
