When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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