That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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