that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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