After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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