everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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