No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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