One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
tell me about the eggs
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