that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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