I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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