No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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