jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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